JOKES SHARING ^^

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:53 pm

Isa pa nga..

Merong isang magic mirror pag nagsinungaling ka sa harap nung magic mirror mamatay ka

FVR: I think i dont smoke?

Patay si FVR

GMA: I think i not involve in ZTE scandal?

Patay si GMA

ERAP: I think?

Agad namatay si Erap..

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:55 pm

pulis : sino nakakita sa aksidente ?

vendor : ako sir! ako .

pulis : buti naman at may witness , kita mo ba yung plate no.?

vendor : aba oho . * nag mamayabang . nag sisimula ho sa 4 !

pulis : ano kasunod ?

vendor : registration. XD
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Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:57 pm

Isa pa ulit!

Jinggoy: Dad paki check naman ung ilaw ng sasakyan ko kung gumagana lahat

Erap: o sige anak..

Jinggoy:Parklight muna dad.. (binuksan ang parklight)

Erap: gumagana anak..

Jinggoy: headlight naman dad.. (binuksan ang headlight)

Erap: gumagana din anak..

Jinggoy: signal light naman dad (binuksan ang signal light)

Erap: meron anak gumagana.. ay hinde pla.. ay gumagana.. ay hinde ulit.. ay gumagana na.. ay hinde ulit.. ay gumagana. ay hinde.. ay gumagana.. ay hinde..

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Sinong Speed Cuber ang ginawan ng kanta ni Soulja Boy?

Yu!!!!.........

weh corny...nakakatae

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:10 pm

eto kakatawa...

(Sa Tindahan)

bata: Tao po!. may load ba kayu??

babae: meron po

bata: Pede pa txt?? Smile

)

wawaahehehe..

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:34 pm

eto erap joke

Isang araw may dinaluhang conference si erap...

ang mga kasama sa conference ay: representarive ng America, representative ng russia at si erap.

sabi ng rep. ng russia, "we are the first one to go to the outer space"

sabi naman ng rep. ng america, "we are the first one to go to the moon"

sabi naman ni erap, "we are going to be the first one to go to the sun"

sabi ng dalawang rep. "how! that's impossible"

sabi ni erap, "we will go there at night"...

hehehehhehheheehehhehehe[/u]

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:36 pm

nkakatuwa nmn,ung mga inakala kong laging seryoso at nkakatakot,my kinikimkim na jowk..wahahaha..

ako my tatlo kong jowk..

JOKE JOKE JOKE!...

nyeh.basura.wahaha..

nttwa ko sa mga unang line ng jowk nyo..

"eto korny.."

"e2 mas korny.."

hehehe..ang kulit..

post p kayo..n_n
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Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:25 pm

Hindi naman masyadong CORNY to.

Sino ang daddy corn? Eh di si Kingcorn

Sino ang mommy corn? Eh di si MAis

Eh sino naman ang baby corn? CORNIK!

CORNY NOH?

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:27 pm

prang boy bawang family ah,

ngumpisa sa boy bawang,tas ng karon ng super bawang,tapos lolo bawang..nklimtan ko ung iba eh,kinokolekta ko dati un..ahahahaha..
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Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:12 am

e ung mga gantong joke kaya?

anu ang prutas na nananakot?

edi,, BA NA NA NA..(ung tonong panghorror)

awtz

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:04 am

Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

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uhmm alam nio na cguro yan Razz

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Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:42 am

a guy went home and saw his gf in sexy lingerie ..

gf : itali mo ako at gawin mo ang lahat ng gusto mo .

tinali ng guy yung gf nya tapos

TINIRA SI YAYA ! XD
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Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:45 am

isinoli ni ruben ang libro sa library .

ruben : sobrang dami ng characters , wala namang storya .

librarian : kayo pala ang kumuha ng telephone directory namin .
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* Nissan 350z (bLack)
* new Laptop .
* Liverpool items.
* Steven Gerrard. XD

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:47 am

chinese man on his dying bed .

aki asawa anjan ba ?
oo

aki panganay anjan ba ?
oo

aki bunso anjan ba ?
oo

p*ta ina nyo .
dito kayo laat.
wala tao tindahan . XD
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My Birthday Wish List .

* Nissan 350z (bLack)
* new Laptop .
* Liverpool items.
* Steven Gerrard. XD

Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:23 am

titser : clas , wat r d different colors of banana ?

student : mam ! mam ! BROWN po !

titser : tarantado ! may brown bang saging ?

student : tarantado ka rin ! BANANA CUE , bobo ! bobo ka maam bobo ! XD
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My Birthday Wish List .

* Nissan 350z (bLack)
* new Laptop .
* Liverpool items.
* Steven Gerrard. XD