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kOmpLikEYtEd
2x2x2
  
Age : 17
Joined : 15 Mar 2008
Posts : 40
Location : sAmwEr ay beLong ,
|  Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^  Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:25 am | |
| isang araw matagal na nakatingin si piglet kay pooh .
pooh : bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sakin ?
piglet : ang taba mo gago . ikaw dapat si piglet ee . XD
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My Birthday Wish List .
* Nissan 350z (bLack)
* new Laptop .
* Liverpool items.
* Steven Gerrard. XD |
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bnonymous
4x4x4
  
Age : 17
Joined : 29 Feb 2008
Posts : 465
Location : San Miguel, Bulacan
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:09 am | |
| kuya easy lng xa mga jokes 5 post na sunod sunod yan ah ^^.v
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kOmpLikEYtEd
2x2x2
Age : 17
Joined : 15 Mar 2008
Posts : 40
Location : sAmwEr ay beLong ,
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:11 am | |
| sorry . ganado lang . XD
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My Birthday Wish List .
* Nissan 350z (bLack)
* new Laptop .
* Liverpool items.
* Steven Gerrard. XD |
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rubikrubik
2x2x2
 
Age : 48
Joined : 22 Mar 2008
Posts : 22
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:38 am | |
| Panahon ng reelection ni GMA...
Medical conference ng Philippines, Russia, Singapore and USA...
USA: In our country, our medicine is so advanced, a person can donate a kidney and be looking for a job in 6 weeks.
Singapore: That's nothing. In our country, you can donate a lung and be looking for a job in 4 weeks.
Russia: That's nothing. In our country, you can donate half a heart and be back looking for a job in 2 weeks.
Philippines: That's nothing. 6 years ago, we took a man with no brains, made him president, and now we're going to do it again! |
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jaypee
2x2x2
 
Age : 16
Joined : 12 Jan 2008
Posts : 98
Location : marikina...
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29 pm | |
| ito sana matawa kyo.. hmp!!!
apo 1:ui naalala ko ung lolo ko...
apo 2/3: oh anu nmn ang naalala mu sa lolo mo?
apo 1:ee kxe ung lolo ko.. grabe kung mag ahit... biruin nyu sa isang linggo... 3 beses xang nagaahit!!!...
apo 2: ay oo nga grabe... pero wala yan sa lolo ko... kxe ung lolo ko kpag nag ahit un... 5 beses sa isang linggo...!!!
apo 1: talaga!! grabe pla mga lolo ntin... ^^
apo 3: ehem! pde bgn mkisali sa usapan nyu?
apo 1/2:xmpre nmn!...
apo 3: kxe yang mga lolo nyu ee wlang cnabi sa lolo ko...
apo 1/2: bkit nmn?
apo 3: kxe ung lolo ko 2 beses mag ahit... ....
apo 1/2: ung amin nga 3 ska 5 beses ee ung syo 2 lng.,...!!! panu nmn ntalo ng lolo mu ung lolo nmin?
apo 3: tpos n b ako?
ung lolo ko! 2 beses mag ahit sa isang oras!!!!
apo 1/2: ai wala n to lokohan na 2!!! anu b ung lolo mo? unggoy?
apo 3:ndi!!
apo 1/2: ee anu?
apo 3:BARBERO!!!!
sana ntawa kyong lhat!!! heheheh  |
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aheroatheart
2x2x2
Age : 21
Joined : 15 Feb 2008
Posts : 57
Location : Imus, Cavite
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:04 pm | |
| Attorney: Kelan ang birthday mo, Mr. President?
Erap: April 19.
Attorney: Anong taon?
Erap: Taon-taon, tanga! Attorney ka ba talaga? xD |
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luxyz
2x2x2
 
Age : 20
Joined : 16 Feb 2008
Posts : 77
Location : Sta.Rosa Laguna
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:42 am | |
| Customer : waiter! paorder nga ng pizza, ung ham and cheese!
Waiter: uhmm, sir, would you like me to slice your pizza into 4 or 8?
Customer : ahm 4 nlang baka d ko maubos pag 8.. |
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rodel_0521
3x3x3
 
Age : 19
Joined : 03 Feb 2008
Posts : 233
Location : Caloocan
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:27 am | |
| pakornihan ba ang labanan..
aNo ang fAvorite eXercise ng isang sPeedcUBer?
E di aeRUBIKS... wehehehe... |
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rubikrubik
2x2x2
Age : 48
Joined : 22 Mar 2008
Posts : 22
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:49 am | |
| How do ghosts stay in shape?
EXORCISE...ang corny... |
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lenin
2x2x2
 
Age : 15
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 58
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:11 pm | |
| May parrot ang isang lalaki...
LALAKI:hoy parrot! can you speak ha, can you speak? BOBO!
PARROT:....I CAN! you, can you fly ha, can you fly? GAGO! |
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:55 pm | |
| isan araw sinabi ng teacher sa mga estudyante nya...
teacher: student i am going to prove to you that god does Not exist!
1. did you or have you in any case saw god in person
students:no
teahcer:2. have you ever in any situation touched god?
students:no
teacher:3. have you smelled god?
students:no
teacher:therefore ther is no god
and then one student raised his hand, stands up and speaks...
boy:did you or have you in any case saw our teachers brain in person?
students:no
boy:have you ever in any situation touched his brain?
students:no
boy:have you smelled his brain?
students:no
boy:i am sad to say this my ellow students but unfortunately our teacher doesn have a brain....
ANG CORNY KO! :p |
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| may isang contest ng padirian...
chinese-dinuraan ang pader...
japanese-nangulangot at ipinahid sa pader...
american-siningahan ang pader....
mexican-sinukahan ang pader...
russian-inihian ang pader
german-tinaihan ang pader...
pilipino-nagdasal....
bumwelo...
at....
dinilaan ang pader  |
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:01 pm | |
| may isang competition paramihan nh kayang i-ihi
umihi ung mexicano tas napuno ung isang boteng maliit...
crowd:BOO!
american:nakapuno ng isang galon
crowd:palakpakan
japanges:3 galon!
Crowd:hiyawan!
pilipino:...
at walang nagpalakpakan dahil nalunod sila lahat... |
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:03 pm | |
| may isang competition paramihan ng anak sa pinakamalaking stadium sa buong mundo...
american:i have 10 sons and 10 daughters...
palakpakan and audience...
russian:russia is better than stupid america! i have 50 sons and 50 daughters....
palakpakang ang audience
makalipas ang limang minuto pumasok ang isang matandang puble na galing pilipinas...
audience:DADI! DADI! DADI! DADI! |
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:08 pm | |
| nag labang si erap at gma sa patalinuhan...
sabi ni gma bibigyan nia si erap ng 10,000 tuwing hindi nia masasagot ang tanong ni erap... at bibigyan ni erap ng 10 si gma pag ndi nasagot ni erap ang tanong ni gma...
makalipas ang limang oras may 5,110 na si gma at sabi nia o sige pagbibigyan kita erap dahil wala kang nasagot sa mga tanong ko... ikaw naman ang magtanong ngaun...
erap: o sige! eto tanung ko anu buong pangalan ko...?
natahimik si gma at nagbigay ng 10,000
pagkatapos ng paligsahan tinanong ni gma si erap kung ano nga ba buon pangalan nia...
gma:anu nga ba buong pangalan mo?
erap:*-natahimik- at naglabas ng 10 at binigay kay gma* |
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