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trane2122
3x3x3
  
Age : 85
Joined : 08 Mar 2008
Posts : 309
|  Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^  Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:44 pm | |
| courtesy of boy bastos.
warning.. corny talaga toh.
isang araw kumakain ng Mani c BoyBastos at nakita nya si Girly-lande.
BB: ui girly-lande, gusto mo na mani??
GL:mani?? nko.. ayoko ng mani.. tinitigyawat ako sa mani ee.
BB: whoa!? di nga?? ako sa mukha ee.
HAHA.. korne
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
 
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:49 pm | |
| | hahah lufet nun ah |
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TIPcuber
2x2x2
 
Age : 21
Joined : 14 Feb 2008
Posts : 26
Location : hanapin mo ako kung kaya mo "palos
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| | COMMENT: NAPANCN KO LNG HA LUPET NI PAPPLAZY HIHIHI |
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TIPcuber
2x2x2
Age : 21
Joined : 14 Feb 2008
Posts : 26
Location : hanapin mo ako kung kaya mo "palos
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:57 pm | |
| | PAPPLAZY JOKE LNG UN HIHI PEACE MEN!! |
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jerjero
3x3x3
 
Age : 18
Joined : 24 Jun 2007
Posts : 389
Location : Dasmariņas Cavite
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:05 am | |
| eto sana may matawa
ang ating mga favorite presidents....
GMA, Ramos, and erap aer on a tour... nasa plane sila then suddenly mgccrash ung plasne but they managed to get a parachute..
pero napadpad sila sa isang mountain na puro terrorists..
tpos may nakita ung tatlo na sako edi sinako nila sarili nila.. una cnipa nung mga terorista ung sako n nandun si FVR bglang sabi ni FVR meeeoooowww!!
terorista:ah pusa lng pla..
c GMA nman
GMA: arrrff arrff!!
terorista: aso lng pla eh...
c ERAP nman cnipa.. nakasampung sipa na wala parin reaction dunsa sako biglang sumigaw si erap PATATAS!!!!!...
hope u get it..
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3x3 single PB-10.49(non lucky) 8.56(lucky)
3x3 OH PB-26.14
4x4 PB-56.75
3x3 Blindfolded PB- 1:19.21
megaminx- 1:48.32
pyraminx=11.34
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jerjero
3x3x3
Age : 18
Joined : 24 Jun 2007
Posts : 389
Location : Dasmariņas Cavite
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:07 am | |
| and another!!!
kriminal 1: pare cgurado k ba dito dadaan ung papatayin natin?
kriminal 2: uu nga pare cgurado ako, kanina ko p nga rin hnhntay eh, sana walang masamang ngyari sa kanya..
watupipipi!!! concerned pa xa!!
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3x3 single PB-10.49(non lucky) 8.56(lucky)
3x3 OH PB-26.14
4x4 PB-56.75
3x3 Blindfolded PB- 1:19.21
megaminx- 1:48.32
pyraminx=11.34
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justinursua
2x2x2
 
Age : 17
Joined : 05 Mar 2008
Posts : 22
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 am | |
| Telecom History
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Japanese scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
In the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: " US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Japanese".
One week later, a Filipino newspaper reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 metres, Filipino scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology ".
Iba ang PINOY!!!!! |
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justinursua
2x2x2
Age : 17
Joined : 05 Mar 2008
Posts : 22
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 am | |
| bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat! |
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justinursua
2x2x2
Age : 17
Joined : 05 Mar 2008
Posts : 22
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 am | |
| ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to. Tsk, tsk...
FPJ: Anong title?
ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner" |
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justinursua
2x2x2
Age : 17
Joined : 05 Mar 2008
Posts : 22
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:31 am | |
| Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog? |
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:22 pm | |
| | isang araw lumabas si erap sa isang store... galit na galit... $%#%@#$% inang store yahn! penshoppe wala namang ballpen |
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jaysonwiz
2x2x2
Age : 16
Joined : 07 Mar 2008
Posts : 159
Location : Quezon City
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:08 am | |
| dalwang bungi nag aasaran!
Bungi 1: Bungi2 ganda ng ngipin mo ah parang exam
Bungi 2: bakit?
Bungi 1: one seat apart
Bungi 2: sau din, nasa exam na nga eh....Fill in the Blanks |
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jaysonwiz
2x2x2
Age : 16
Joined : 07 Mar 2008
Posts : 159
Location : Quezon City
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:09 am | |
| ito
Pilitin mo man itong alisin sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik pa din toh?
ano?
edi
LIBAG
hehe korny noh |
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oretniprac
4x4x4
Age : 18
Joined : 30 Mar 2008
Posts : 433
Location : Las Pinas :D
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:20 pm | |
| e2 ewan ko lng
Q: ano lasa ng dilis?
A: edi....
Dilisyus
wehehe |
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lenin
2x2x2
Age : 15
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 58
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:36 pm | |
| natawa ako dun ah dilisyus....
ako nmn
umuwi s bhay si elsa na umiiyak
elsa:waaaaaAAA!!!huhuHUHUH!
nanay:o elsa! bakit ka umiiyak?
elsa:kasi po nay sabi po ng kaklase ko sobrang lake daw ng bunganga ko parang balon
nanay:wag ka ngang maniniwala sa mga walang kwentang taong yan.basta ang alam ko iisa lang ang pinakamagandang babae sa mundo at ikaw yun.....
elsa:talaga po nay?
nanay:oo, kaya tahan na, eto na ang sandok kain ka na....
KORNY!!!!! |
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