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lacoy18
2x2x2
  
Age : 19
Joined : 11 Mar 2008
Posts : 14
Location : Manila
|  Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^  Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:44 am | |
| Jinggoy: Dad, ano nga ba spelling ng tomorrow? isang R ba o dalawang R?
Erap: Anak, tatluhin mo na para sigurado..  |
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oretniprac
4x4x4
 
Age : 18
Joined : 30 Mar 2008
Posts : 433
Location : Las Pinas :D
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:36 pm | |
| oh e2
sino daw ang sakiting kapatid ni chuck norris?
sino daw??!
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edi si mal norris
wahehe peace |
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i.luv.cube
5x5x5
Age : 20
Joined : 17 Apr 2008
Posts : 897
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:50 pm | |
| Mgsy0tang
nag uUsap
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tbing dgat
GIRL:
h0n anu
s0diaC sign
m0?
B0Y:(nag icp xa dhl b0b0 d nya alm)sau muna h0n.
GIRL:s0diac syn q CANCER
B0Y: skn GOITER!
I know a website where you can see almost all of the text jokes available out there, pero don't know if pwedeng i-post... hehe... Pero kung pwede edi i-po-post ko 
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XwyhyX
2x2x2
Age : 14
Joined : 29 Mar 2008
Posts : 45
Location : Batangas City, Batangas
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:02 pm | |
| pwd nmn ata, bxta wak lng referrals
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i.luv.cube
5x5x5
Age : 20
Joined : 17 Apr 2008
Posts : 897
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:36 am | |
| ganun? hehe,, cge
from txtbuff (search niyo nalang sa google, haha!) to ah
nanay: langya! anak buntis ka?
anak: opo…
nanay: sinong may gawa niyan?
anak: nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life…
nanay: wala akong pakialam kahit sino pang pontio pilato ang gumawa niyan! ipapakulong ko! ano, sinong gumawa niyan??
anak: nay, madame po.. group project po kc?….
enjoy
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:31 pm | |
| | hahahaha |
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lein14
2x2x2
Age : 20
Joined : 22 Nov 2007
Posts : 5
Location : caloocan
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:44 pm | |
| eto aken
anak: nay buntis po ako
nanay: wala yan!
anak: nahihilo po ako!!
nanay: hindi ka buntis!!
anak: naduduwal po ako!!
nanay: hindi ka buntis!!( medyo galit0
anak: gusto ko po nang maasim!!
nanay: @!@#$!$ ina junior!! gusto mong pilipitin kong balls mo
korni!!!!
isa pa!!
Namatay c Juan at napunta siya sa langit.Nakita niya si san Pedro..Tapos napansin ni Juan na madaming malalaking orasan sa langit!!yinanong niya si San Pedro tungkol d2..
Juan: San Pedro bakit maraming orasan d2 sa langit?
San Pedro: Ah! yan ba! YAn ang orasan ng pagsisinungaling.Ang bawat tao may orasan d2.Bawat galaw ng segundo ng orasan katumbas ng isang pagsisinungaling.
Juan: eh bakit tong isa halos di gumalaw?
San Pedro: yan ang orasan ni mother Thresa dahil di siya nagsinungaling!
Juan: eto hong isa kanino?
San Pedro: yan ang orasan no Abraham Lincoln!!
Juan: ahhh! Eh asan yung orasan ni GMA?
San Pedro: Ah wala dito anak, nasa kwarto ni Jesus. Mainit kc summer.
Juan: ano naman pong koneksyon?
San Pedro: kasi ginawa na Niyang Ceiling fan.
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joeljeff
3x3x3
Age : 20
Joined : 29 Mar 2008
Posts : 372
Location : Novaliches Quezon City
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:50 pm | |
| e2 p
BugTONG:
Anjan na, anjan n, hndi p makita.
SAGOT: TANGA..
haha..
isa p ulit
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May isang panget na lalaki sa fairy.
Fairy: "Ano ang iyong kahilingan ginoo?"
Panget: "May mapa ako d2 ng Amerika, dalhin mo ko dun pra matagpuan babae ng buhay ko."
Fairy: "Hindi pwede! D2 lng sa Pilipinas gumagana powers ko."
Panget: "Oh sige! Maging mortal n babae ka nalang at pakasalan mo ko!"
Fairy: "Patingin nga uli ng tang-inang mapang yan at baka magawan ng paraan!"
wahahaha
~frEeKisses~
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MaZtR HaXoR
4x4x4
Age : 13
Joined : 28 Dec 2007
Posts : 459
Location : Taguig City
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whitecube
2x2x2
Age : 13
Joined : 05 May 2008
Posts : 138
Location : Pasig
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue May 13, 2008 8:24 pm | |
| ha!ha! eto korny rin
may tatlong magkakaibigan: Jose, Protacio, Rizal
sabi ng hari ng kaharian : naghahanap na ako ng mapapangasawa ng aking pinakamamahal na prinsesa Matambaka!!!!! kung sino man ng may gusto lumapit d2
(lapit naman ung tatlong ungas)
meron akong 2 challenge sa inyo
challenge 1:kumuwa kayo ng paborito nyong prutas sa gubat!!!!!!
Jose: mahal na hari nakakuwa na po ako ng paborito kong prutas(bayabas)
magaling ngayon ipapasok mo yan sa butas ng pwet mo pag tumawa ka o ngumite pupugutan ka ng ulo (eh napangite>>>> tthhuug!!! pugot ang ulo)
Protacio: mahal na hari eto na po ung manga ko ano po ba susunod na challenge?
hari: ipa2sok mo yan sa butas ng pwet mo bawal tumawa o kaya ngumite!!!
nung mangalahati na Tumawa aahhh hinde humalakhak si Protacio sabi ng hari
hari: bakit katumatawa?
Protacio: eh kasi po si Rizal nanunungkit ng langka nandon natanaw ko sa bundok
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raffy
2x2x2
 
Age : 21
Joined : 26 Feb 2008
Posts : 175
Location : marikina city
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Tue May 13, 2008 11:11 pm | |
| ahahaha waLangjong fairy yan napamura!!! ahahha nice one joeLjeff.
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MaZtR HaXoR
4x4x4
Age : 13
Joined : 28 Dec 2007
Posts : 459
Location : Taguig City
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed May 14, 2008 11:01 am | |
| ahahah alam ko na ung kay white cube!!! kaso ibang version sakin heheh. kaso ung akin parusa nmn ng tribo ung prutas heheh
eto joke:
mai lalakeng nagkasala sa kaharian,
sabi ng hari,
pumili ka, ipapakain kita sa leon, o magpapasok ka ng dalawang saging sa pwet mo.
sabi nung lalake,
ung saging nalang po!!!!
HARI: mga kawal, tawagin niyo na si B1 at B2.
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jusay_mitch29
6x6x6
Age : 15
Joined : 28 Jan 2008
Posts : 1199
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joeljeff
3x3x3
Age : 20
Joined : 29 Mar 2008
Posts : 372
Location : Novaliches Quezon City
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed May 14, 2008 12:59 pm | |
| | raffy wrote: | | ahahaha waLangjong fairy yan napamura!!! ahahha nice one joeLjeff. |
haha natawa nga din ako sa joke ko e sa fairy..wahahaha tinext lng skn un e nilagay ko jan..hehe
la magawa e.. tnx for complement ate raffy.
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whitecube
2x2x2
Age : 13
Joined : 05 May 2008
Posts : 138
Location : Pasig
| | Subject: Re: JOKES SHARING ^^ Wed May 14, 2008 3:05 pm | |
| *joke*
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