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Post by raffy on Wed May 14, 2008 12:11 am

ahahaha waLangjong fairy yan napamura!!! ahahha nice one joeLjeff.

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Wed May 14, 2008 12:01 pm

ahahah alam ko na ung kay white cube!!! kaso ibang version sakin heheh. kaso ung akin parusa nmn ng tribo ung prutas heheh

eto joke:

mai lalakeng nagkasala sa kaharian,
sabi ng hari,

pumili ka, ipapakain kita sa leon, o magpapasok ka ng dalawang saging sa pwet mo.

sabi nung lalake,

ung saging nalang po!!!!

HARI: mga kawal, tawagin niyo na si B1 at B2.

lol!

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Wed May 14, 2008 12:42 pm

hahaha sumakit tyan ko kakatawa dun a B1 at B2 hahah tae anlaki nun a...

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Post by joeljeff on Wed May 14, 2008 1:59 pm

raffy wrote:ahahaha waLangjong fairy yan napamura!!! ahahha nice one joeLjeff.


haha natawa nga din ako sa joke ko e sa fairy..wahahaha tinext lng skn un e nilagay ko jan..hehe

la magawa e.. tnx for complement ate raffy.

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Post by whitecube on Wed May 14, 2008 4:05 pm

*joke*

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Wed May 14, 2008 4:38 pm

jusay_mitch29 wrote:hahaha sumakit tyan ko kakatawa dun a B1 at B2 hahah tae anlaki nun a...

wahahhaha!!!

meron pa ko

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one day, one farmer was in the CR trying to flush his poop when suddenly the toilet bowl broke and bursted and the poop flooded to the weath fields and poof! it became KOKO KRUNCH!!!

e2 pa

CONVICT: Father forgive me for I have sinned.
PRIEST: Sabihin mo lahat ng kasalanan mo anak.
CONVICT: Father, pinapatay ko lahat ng naniniwala sa Diyos. Kayo ba naniniwala sa kanya?
PRIEST: Sino yon?

one moh

MADRE: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?
SAKRISTAN: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.
MADRE: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!
SAKRISTAN: Sister naman, Rosario po.

ayan sana matawa keo

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Wed May 14, 2008 5:39 pm

hahaha BAYAG hahaha sakit na naman ng tyan ko kakatawa... gusto nio talaga tumawa punta kayu dito www.ebaumsworld.com

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Post by joeljeff on Wed May 14, 2008 8:48 pm

haha BAYAG pla hinahawakan ni sister haha..

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Thu May 15, 2008 9:30 am

wahahhaha nakuha ko lang yan sa contact ko sa YM hahanap pa ko joke hehe

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Post by joeljeff on Thu May 15, 2008 11:59 am

eto korny. haha

Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola
Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako!

wahahahaha lol! lol!



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Unang pasok ni Pedro sa school at binig yan sila ng limang tanong. Sa bahay nag tanong si Pedro sa nanay nya

Pedro: nay anong sagot sa no. 1??

Nanay:PUNYETA KA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!

Pedro:Salamat nay (sinulat ni pedro ang sagot)

(pumunta si pedro sa tatay nya na nasa kubeta)

Pedro:Tay anong sagot sa no.2???
(tatay nya kumakanta)

Tatay:dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta

(si Pedro punta ngayon sa ate nya. ung ate nya gumagawa ng math assgnment)

Pedro:ate anong sagot sa no.3??

Ate:50 60 70 80 90..

(sinulat ni Pedro ung sinabe ng ate nya. Pumunta nga yon sya sa Lola na kumakan ta sa karaoke)

Pedro: Lola anong sagot sa no.4???

Lola: Dahil mahal KITA!!!!

(si nulat ule ni Pedro ung sagot ng lola nya. pumunta nga yon sya sa kuya nya na kinokopya nya ung paburito nyang Actor in TV)

Pedro:kuya kuya anong sagot sa no.5????

Kuya:I shall return.
(kinabukasan sa school nya tinanong sha ng teacher)

Teacher:Pedro anong sagot sa no.1????
Pedro:PUNYETAKA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!!!
Teacher:sanmo natutuhan yan???
Pedro:dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta
Teacher: (GALET ANG TEACHER) ANONG GUTO MONG GRADE!!!!
Pedro:50 60 70 80 90...
Teacher:(Galit) BAKIT MO KO GINAGANITO!!!
Pedro: Dahil mahal KITA!!!!
Teacher:(Galit)SUSPENDED KA!!!!!!!!!!!
Pedro:I shall return!!

hahaha
lol! lol! lol! Very Happy


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erap:loy papasa nga ng dalawang pisong load. erap:thanks loy:tanga wag ka na mag text erap:k lol! lol! lol! haha

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dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....

Madre 1: Jusko, patawarin mo po sila...hindi nila nalalaman ang kanilang ginagawa!

Madre2: Ay, yung sa akin marunong!!!!
lol! lol! lol!


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Re: JOKES SHARING ^^

Post by Jahrestag on Thu May 15, 2008 12:03 pm

bata: lola ingat po kayo dyan ha

lola: bakit naman apo?

bata: nangangagat po aso dyan

lola; ano ka ba adik? may aso bang nanununtok

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(si pedro hinaharot si juan sa classroom)

juan: mam si pedro po naniniko

teacher: pedro tigilan mo nga yan, di mo ba na masakit ang maniko

pedro: YEHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wala na tayong pasok

teacher: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?

pedro: masakit ang mani ni mam.

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alam ko madalas nyo akong nakikitang

kinakausap ko ang sarili ko

sa ngayon di nyo na makikita un.


nag-away kami eh


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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Thu May 15, 2008 12:20 pm

... wi nid funnier jokes Very Happy

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Thu May 15, 2008 3:00 pm

eto pa

(isang intsik sumakay ng taxi)

INTSIK: Dlaybel alam niyo to adles? (driver alam niyo to adress)

DRIVER: anu adress?

INTSIK: SIKSIK OTEN PATAY TITI!!!

DRIVER: patingin nga... (kinuha papel) ahhhhh sos... 66 0 10 pasay city.... heheheh


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anu tawag sa nag aalaga ng pusa? MAMUMUSA!!!!

anu tawag sa nag aalaga ng kalabaw? MANGANGALABAW!!!

anu tawag sa nag aalaga ng tupa? BAKLA!!! (MANUNUPA!!!) <---- highlight para malaman kung bakit bakla hehehehe

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anu tawag sa mahilig sa magic? MAJIKERO!!!!

anu tawag sa mahilig sa sabong? SABUNGERO!!!

anu tawag sa mahilig sa kanto? KA... TAMBAY!!!! waheheheheh

more jokes to come ehhehe

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Re: JOKES SHARING ^^

Post by marccube on Thu May 15, 2008 5:22 pm

may isang lasing at isang pulis ...

Pulis : Hoy ! halika nga dito , (lumapit ang lasing) nakainom ka na naman no?

Lasing : Di po ako lashing shir ..

pulis : o sige patunayan mo sa aking na hindi ka nga lasing ..

lasing : shir nakihkihta niyho po bah yung bahay na nakabukas ang pinto?

pulis: oo naman , bakit?

lasing : shir yun ang bahay ko ..
(medyo bumilib ang pulis )

pulis : o sige pumasok tayo sa loob

( pumasok silang dalawa sa bahay )

lashing : shir nakikita niyo ho ba iyyyuuun ! un ang refff kooo at yun naman ang tvv koooooo! ( lalong bumilib ang pulis )

pulis : o sige akyat tayo sa kwarto
(umakyat ang dalawa sa kwarto)

lasing: shir , nakikita niyo ho ba yung babaenggg nappppaaakkkaaaganda na nasa kama! yun ho yung asawa ko!!!

pulis : teka ! sino naman yung lalakeng katabi niya?

lasing : ay yun ho ba shir! syempre ako yun!!!!

( 3 taon tuloy ciang kulong sa presinto )

HHHAAAAAHHHHAAA!

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Thu May 15, 2008 5:25 pm

wahahha lufet a marcube heeh

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Post by marccube on Thu May 15, 2008 5:27 pm

Ricky : Pareng Toto! parang gusto kong magpalit ng pangalan.

Toto : O bakit ano ba ang pangalan mo?

Ricky : Ricardo Putingtae .

Toto : OO nga , Napakapangit! Eh ano naman ang gusto mong ipalit?

Ricky : Dominador putingtae o d ba ang macho!

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Thu May 15, 2008 5:52 pm

hahaha adik

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Post by mavymavs on Sat May 17, 2008 7:20 pm

ahaha... daming humorous dito ah... kahet pansin ko lang may pagka green ang iba ahhaaha.. pero natawa ko talaga, mas nakakatawa pag uber korni ahaha...

eto sakin.. di ko alam kungnaduplicate na ehehe

dad: bakit gabi ka na umuwi???!! di na tama yang ginagawa mo!!!

anak: dad naman ng group study kami... exam na po namin bukas..

dad: group study ka jan....
hija!! KINDER ka pa lang...

ehehehehehe

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Tue May 20, 2008 1:15 pm

eto pa.

[1st day of classes]

TEACHER: o mga students baka naman puro MTV lang ginagawa niyo sa bahay ha.

STUDENT: d po un totoo mam!!! sa katunayan nga po alam ko kung saan binaril si rizal!!!

TEACHER: Aber saan pala!?

STUDENT: SA LINKIN PARK!!! WAHAHAHHA

lol!

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Post by whitecube on Thu May 22, 2008 12:19 am

Pocni: Ate! Ate! totoo bang nanggaling ang mga tao sa unggoy?

Ate: Oo

Pocni: aaahhhh kaya pala nauubos ang mga unggoy sa gubat

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*JOKE*

patapangan magkape

Lalaki: ang lolo ko 2 kutsarita ng kape ang nilalagay kada isang tasa ng tubig

Girl1: la ka sa lolo ko 5 kutsarita ang nilalagay nya sa tasa ng tubig pag nagkakape

girl2: eh wala kayo sa lolo ko 2 kutsarita kung maglagay ng kape sa tasa nya

Girl1: eh 2 kutsarita lang naman pala ang nilalagay nya kada isang tasa ng tubig eh anu naman meron?

girl2: eh cno ba nagsabing meron tubig sa tasa eh nginunguya lang ng lolo ko ung dalawang kutsarita ng kape eh

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Wikinini: Bakukay!! May Problema!!!

Bakukay: ano yun?

Wikinini: sabi ng doktor tatlong kutsarita na ng gamot ang iinumin ko

Bakukay: anung problema

Wikinini: eh dalawa lang ung kutsarita sa bahay eh

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Post by dotdotdot on Thu May 22, 2008 1:48 am

haha!!>...ganda ng mga jowkz!!...hehe..marami akong natutunan..^^...hehe....go cuberz...jowkz pah..^^...Very Happy

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Post by emaypunk on Thu May 22, 2008 3:32 am

bisaya nga joke.......

juan: bai, nakahimo kag assignment?

pedro: wala jud, papel ra ako gi pass kay lisod...ikaw??

juan: nah....papel rapud ako gi pass.



pedro: patay!!!ingnon napud ta aning nagkinopyahanay!!!

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Post by bonoan1027 on Thu May 22, 2008 4:16 am

Q: Why do squirells swim on their backs
A: to keep their nuts dry
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Q: Why did the blonde climb up the glass wall?
A: to see what's at the other side
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A redhead, a brunette and a blond died... while they were at purgatory, God told them to climb the 3000 step staircase to heaven... each 1000th step, He will tell a joke but if you laugh, you go straight to hell.
1000th step- brunette laughed and went to hell
2000th step- redhead laughed and went to hell
3000th step- blonde didn't laugh and was able to go to heaven

after going inside the gates of heaven, the blonde started laughing so loud
God: why are you laughing
Blonde: I finally understood the first joke
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wolf: *knocks on the door* Knock knock
3 pigs: who's there?
wolf: let me in, let me in
3 pigs: let me in, let me in who?
wolf: guys... you forgot your line
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Post by whitecube on Thu May 22, 2008 10:11 am

Pedro: Juan! Nuod tayo nang Lunar Eclipse mamaya

Juan: Sige! Anong Channel

Pedro: -_-''

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Juan: Pedro Anung gusto mong maging trabaho paglaki mo?

Pedro: Kahit ano basta ung nakaupo lang ako at kumikita ng pera

Juan: Ede gusto mong maging Congressman.....

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Teacher: Pedro Sino ang gusto mong katabi?

Pedro: Kahit sino po Mam Basta madaling Kopyahan

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Poknat: Juan ansarap ng ulam nyo kanina ah Smile

Juan: aaahhhh ikaw pala ung kinakahulan ng aso namin kanina

Poknat: Bakit? eh kilala naman ako nung aso nyo ah?

Juan: eh pagkain nya ung kinakain mo kanina eh

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Thu May 22, 2008 1:39 pm

hahaha.. kulit nung sa jowk... sana ung bisaya jowk itranslate nio noh..

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