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Post by emaypunk on Thu May 22, 2008 5:38 pm

jusay_mitch29 wrote:hahaha.. kulit nung sa jowk... sana ung bisaya jowk itranslate nio noh..

jusay_mitch29!!!!jusay rin ako!!!!hahaha......taga san ka???

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Post by whitecube on Thu May 22, 2008 6:08 pm

ano ibig sabihin ng Jusay? Girl?

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Post by emaypunk on Thu May 22, 2008 6:21 pm

whitecube wrote:ano ibig sabihin ng Jusay? Girl?

family name nmin yan uiiiiiii!!!!!!

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Post by whitecube on Thu May 22, 2008 6:32 pm

aaahhhh ok..........

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Thu May 22, 2008 9:51 pm

waw emaypunk astigin 1st time ko makakilala ng kaapilyedo ko... Very Happy taga sta. ana ako kaw taga san ka... how did you get you last name paki lagay naman ung name ng tatay ng lolo mo,lolo mo, tatay mo... baka mamaya magkakilala ang angkan natin Razz

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Post by sudden_death1000 on Fri May 23, 2008 3:31 pm

apO: aLM nyo po lola naaalala ko pO kau twing umuulan!

loLa:(nangitingiti) bkt nMan apo?

apO: amoy lupa eh!!!




2nd nah corny

titSer:who cn give ex.of a tag questiion?

tiNa:myteacher is beautiful,isn't she?

titSer:vEry gud!! tgalog muh nga!

tiNa:c mAm ay mganda,hndi nman d bah?

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Fri May 23, 2008 4:14 pm

hahah.. bastos na bata

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Post by whitecube on Fri May 23, 2008 6:31 pm

Teacher: O Pakukay Pag tinanong kita Sumagot ka ng Mabilis ha.

Pakukay: Sige Po ma'am madali lang pala eh

Teacher: 10+10+20+5=

Pakukay: Mabilis

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eto pa Korny Joke

May isang Bangka... Merong apat na nakasakay..malapit ng lumubog kaya kailangan magbawas ng 3 pasahero

mga pasahero: Isang Pilipino, Isang Amerikano, Isang Hapon, Isang Intsik

Naunang Tumalon ang Amerikano at sinigaw nya ang LONG LIVE AMERIKA!!!!!! Tumalon..!!!!..patay!!! kinain ng pating

Sumunod ang Hapon at sinigaw nya ang faskdjfhsdhfhg(di ko maintindihan eh) Tumalon..!!!!..patay!!! kinain ng pating

Tumayo na ang Pilipino.....Sinigaw nya MABUHAY ANG PILIPNO!!!!!!
Sabay Tulak sa Intsik sa dagat...Patay!! kinain ng Pating ung Intsik

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Nababato ka na ba?

Ede Batuhin Mo rin sila

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Wed May 28, 2008 10:11 pm

student: mgkano rice?
tindera: P5
S: ung tutong
T: libre
S: tutong na lahn, ung gulay magkano?
T: 15
S: ung sabaw??
T: libre
S: ung sabaw na lahn(pagkatapos kumain) may coke kau?
T: 8
S: isa nga(sabay bunot sa bulsa) oh... eto tansan... free coke daw

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pag may nang-asar sau

wag mo syang tawanan

kausapin mo xa ng harap harapan

ngumiti ka at sabihing

"ingat ka lagi ha.... ^_^


baka mapatay kita"

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anak: wala akong kwentang anak lahat na lang ng ginagawa ko mali! di nio na ako mahal

parents: nagkakamali ka anak...

anak:p***** i** mali na naman ako
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not all fast beating hearts means love

mot all blushed faces is a sign dat ur already in love

sometimes............










lasing ka lahn... ^_^

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Post by MaryLy-ann on Thu May 29, 2008 8:36 am

jusay_mitch29 wrote:
anak: wala akong kwentang anak lahat na lang ng ginagawa ko mali! di nio na ako mahal

parents: nagkakamali ka anak...

anak:p***** i** mali na naman ako

I find this one funny... ^_^

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:04 am

me too

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Post by whitecube on Fri May 30, 2008 12:56 pm

emaypunk wrote:bisaya nga joke.......

juan: bai, nakahimo kag assignment?

pedro: wala jud, papel ra ako gi pass kay lisod...ikaw??

juan: nah....papel rapud ako gi pass.



pedro: patay!!!ingnon napud ta aning nagkinopyahanay!!!

juan: Bai, Nakagawa ka ba ng assignment?

pedro: Wala bai, papel lang naipasa ko kay mam...ikaw??

juan:nah....papel lang rin na pasa ko.

pedro: patay!!!baka sbihin ni ma'am nagkopyahan tau!!!



(ganyan po ba ibig sbihen nyan? ganyan po kasi idea ko eh srry kung mali)

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Post by luk on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:33 am

hahaha... d ko akalaing ganyan ka corny...

e2 e2..

Tatay: Anak, bilan mo nga ako ng softdrinks.

Anak: Sprite o Coke?

Tatay: Coke.

Anak: 8 oz O 12 oz?

Tatay: 12oz..

Anak: Nasa bote o plastic?

Tatay: *** grabe ka namn... tubig na nga lng!

Anak: Natural o Mineral?

Tatay: Pagnagtanong ka pa ulit hahampasin na kita ng walis!

Anak: Walis ting-ting o hindi??


bwahahhahaha...

sana corny..T_T.

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:13 pm

mai idadagdag ako dun sa joke ni luk

Tatay: Pagnagtanong ka pa ulit hahampasin na kita ng walis!

Anak: tambo o ting-ting??

Tatay: HAYOP KA!!!

Anak: Baka o Baboy???

Very Happy

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Post by makoy_071394 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:58 pm

eto dagdag ko sa joke na nasa taas ko...

tatay: @ ka!
anak: ina o itay
tatay:waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:50 pm

though peace

though peace is very important in our lives

cause without thought peace

paano tayo makakapag thought brass!!!

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Magsyota naglalakad sa park
GF: hon, naiihi ako
BF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan...(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)
BF: Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??
GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon... dudumi na lang ako!!!

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Luv U!!!

pag mahal mo siya.. sabihan mo kahit alam mong walang kapalit yun.
Ang mahalaga nalaman niya...
at kung magalit siya.. sabihin mo:




NAGKAMALI LANG NG SEND.. PAKYU!!!!

Taenang ito!!! yabang!!!!

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A riddle that will kill your brain

there are only 3 words in the english language that ends in "gry"
1 is ANGRY and the other is HUNGRY
Everyone knows what the 3rd one means and what it stands for
Everyone uses then everyday and if you listen to me carefully, i've given you the third word already.. what is it??_ _ _ gry!!! No reply no IQ

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a man killed a DEER. Cooked it but didnt tell his kids what it was.. He gave a clue "ganyan ang twag sa kin ng mama nyo"

the girl cries out "wag nyo kainin!! DEMONYO yan!!!"

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keep your optimism...


after all....


no one has ever damaged his eyesight by looking at the brighter side of life...

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words to live by ng mga tamad:

"whenever i feel like cleaning my room...

i lie down until the feelin is gone"

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Pare 1: noong buntis ang misis ko.. paborito nya ang Lord of the Rings 2 Towers.. ayun.. kambal anak namin...
Pare 2: ang misis ko.. paborito nya yung The 3 Musketeers.. ayun.. triplets anak namin..
Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila...
Pare 1 at 2: Bakit?? ano bang paborito ng misis mo??

Pare 3: 300!!!

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@ a bar...
Girl: whoever can use the words LIVER and CHEESE with style will be my date tonight..
Piolo: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me...
Sam: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love u...
Pacman: Hey!!!! you two!! liver alone!! cheese mine!!!

dale ni pacman!!!

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Girl language
if i dont call you (its because im waiting for you to call me)
when i walk away from you mad ( follow me)
when i stare at your mouth(kiss me)
when i push or hit you(grab me and dont let go)
when im quiet(ask me whats wrong!!)
when i ignore you(give me your attention)
when i pull away(pull me back)
when you see me at my worst(tell me im beautiful)
when you see me start crying(hold me and tell me everything will be alright)
in short:
(kung walang babae.. walang maarte)...
hahahaha

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nakuha ko lang to sa isang site sorry for the bad words

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