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Post by vicente on Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:10 pm

eto grin jowk...

may skweyr na kolor yelow tumatakabo sya ng mabilis na mabilis.
nang nabangga nya si bilog na kulay blu naging grin.
wahahahahahaha
un ung mga jowk na korni tapos d nakakatawa ehehehehehehe.

eto pa.

d porke onesided ay emo na...

Jose Rizal

d lahat ng pink ay kikay...

Majin Boo

d lahat ng maasim ay may vitamin C

Kilikili

ayoko na pinapaikot mo lng ako mabuti pa patayin mo nlng ako!!!!

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Post by kulantroz on Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:22 pm

haha....haha...ha...ha.... ayusin mo buhay mo....

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Post by jaysonwiz on Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:21 am

Manny Pacquiao: Doc, i hurt very mats can u tek the pain awi

Doc: ok, Ill give you a morphine.

Manny Pacquiao: No! No! No! Not mor pain, its les pain

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:45 pm

hhahaha =))

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Post by nanzkie31741 on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:18 am

Eto sakin mas korny..



Lalaki:babes, samahan mo ako dun sa madilim..

Babae:ayoko, natatakot ako.. ano bang gagawin natin dun?

Lalaki:basta.. sumama kana sakin..

Babae:oh cge..

----pagdating ng magkasintahan sa madilim n lugar-----

Lalaki:teka, maghuhubad lang ako..

Babae:awww.. hmmm.. hehe.. maghuhubad narin ako...

Lalaki:bakit?? tata3 ka rin??


hee hee=))

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Post by crashbug on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:34 am

Batang babae umakyat sa puno sa tabi ng simbahan, walang panty.

Father: Nene, Bumaba ka jan. Eto 100, bumili ka ng panty.

Nene: Nay! nay! binigyan ako ni father ng 100 bumili daw ako ng panty!

Nanay: Talaga? aakyat ng rin ako sa puno ng walang panty bukas.

kinabukasan umakyat ang nanay sa puno na walang suot na panty.

Father: Ale, bumaba po kayo sa puno.

Nanay: Bibgyan nyo rin po ba ako ng 100 pambili ng panty?

Father: Eto dalawang piso, bumili ka ng blade!

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Post by jaysonwiz on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:58 am

nyahahaahahhahha

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Post by vicente on Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:23 pm

stig ^^,

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Post by stralbem on Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:41 pm

Anak: Itay totoo po bang may multo??

Itay: Ano ka ba naman anak! Walang multo!

Anak: Eh bakit po sabi ni yaya meron daw??

Itay: Anak! Mag-impake ka na!

Anak: Bakit po itay??

Itay: Wala tayong yaya!!!

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Post by crashbug on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:26 pm

May babaeng naglalaba na nakabukaka ng biglang may dumaan na lalaki.

Lalaki: Miss alam ko kulay ng panty mo, kulay black!
Babae: (nagtataka) Itim? kulay pula ang suot kong panty ngaun.

Biglang nagulat ang babae

Babae: @#$% ina! ang mga langaw!

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Post by chaos2121 on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:29 pm

yuck kadiri namn nian?

nilalangaw ang kanyang tooot

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Post by jaysonwiz on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:34 pm

nangangamoy ngamoy yan
hahaha

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Post by crashbug on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:44 pm

GF: Hubarin mo ang bra ko!

BF: Ayan hubad na.

GF: Pati panty ko habrin mo rin!

BF: Ayan hubad na rin.

GF: Sa susunod wag mo isusuot mga gamit ko ah! Bakla!

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Post by ERRU on Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:08 pm

Eto isang corny Erap Joke... Razz


INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).




...Corny ko!! Ahihi Very Happy

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Post by kulantroz on Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:42 pm

yabangan session:

pare1 :pre alam mo ba ung alaga kong aso, marunong utusan sa tindahan...

pare2: talga pare? wala yan sa alaga kong loro, marunong mag flush ng cr...

pare3: tinuturuan nyo b yang mga alaga nyo??? e yung pusa nga namin ehh, kht naka display ang ulam namin sa mesa kahit walang tao eh di ginagalaw...

pare1: bkit pare anu bng ulam nyo???

pare3: ASIN....

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Post by lacoy18 on Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:44 am

Jinggoy: Dad, ano nga ba spelling ng tomorrow? isang R ba o dalawang R?



Erap: Anak, tatluhin mo na para sigurado.. Very Happy

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Post by oretniprac on Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:36 pm

oh e2


sino daw ang sakiting kapatid ni chuck norris?

sino daw??!
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edi si mal norris

wahehe peace

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Post by i.luv.cube on Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:50 pm

Mgsy0tang
nag uUsap
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tbing dgat
GIRL:
h0n anu
s0diaC sign
m0?
B0Y:(nag icp xa dhl b0b0 d nya alm)sau muna h0n.
GIRL:s0diac syn q CANCER
B0Y: skn GOITER!



I know a website where you can see almost all of the text jokes available out there, pero don't know if pwedeng i-post... hehe... Pero kung pwede edi i-po-post ko Smile

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Post by XwyhyX on Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:02 pm

pwd nmn ata, bxta wak lng referrals

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Post by i.luv.cube on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:36 pm

ganun? hehe,, cge

from txtbuff (search niyo nalang sa google, haha!) to ah

nanay: langya! anak buntis ka?
anak: opo…
nanay: sinong may gawa niyan?
anak: nay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life…
nanay: wala akong pakialam kahit sino pang pontio pilato ang gumawa niyan! ipapakulong ko! ano, sinong gumawa niyan??
anak: nay, madame po.. group project po kc?….

enjoy Smile

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Post by jusay_mitch29 on Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:31 pm

hahahaha

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Post by lein14 on Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:44 pm

eto aken

anak: nay buntis po ako

nanay: wala yan!

anak: nahihilo po ako!!

nanay: hindi ka buntis!!

anak: naduduwal po ako!!

nanay: hindi ka buntis!!( medyo galit0

anak: gusto ko po nang maasim!!

nanay: @!@#$!$ ina junior!! gusto mong pilipitin kong balls mo

korni!!!!

isa pa!!

Namatay c Juan at napunta siya sa langit.Nakita niya si san Pedro..Tapos napansin ni Juan na madaming malalaking orasan sa langit!!yinanong niya si San Pedro tungkol d2..

Juan: San Pedro bakit maraming orasan d2 sa langit?

San Pedro: Ah! yan ba! YAn ang orasan ng pagsisinungaling.Ang bawat tao may orasan d2.Bawat galaw ng segundo ng orasan katumbas ng isang pagsisinungaling.

Juan: eh bakit tong isa halos di gumalaw?

San Pedro: yan ang orasan ni mother Thresa dahil di siya nagsinungaling!

Juan: eto hong isa kanino?

San Pedro: yan ang orasan no Abraham Lincoln!!

Juan: ahhh! Eh asan yung orasan ni GMA?

San Pedro: Ah wala dito anak, nasa kwarto ni Jesus. Mainit kc summer.

Juan: ano naman pong koneksyon?

San Pedro: kasi ginawa na Niyang Ceiling fan.


waaah lol! lol! lol! What a Face

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Post by joeljeff on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:50 am

e2 p

BugTONG:

Anjan na, anjan n, hndi p makita.




SAGOT: TANGA..

haha.. lol!
lol!


isa p ulit

-->
May isang panget na lalaki sa fairy.

Fairy: "Ano ang iyong kahilingan ginoo?"

Panget: "May mapa ako d2 ng Amerika, dalhin mo ko dun pra matagpuan babae ng buhay ko."

Fairy: "Hindi pwede! D2 lng sa Pilipinas gumagana powers ko."

Panget: "Oh sige! Maging mortal n babae ka nalang at pakasalan mo ko!"

Fairy: "Patingin nga uli ng tang-inang mapang yan at baka magawan ng paraan!"



wahahaha lol! lol! lol!













~frEeKisses~

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Post by MaZtR HaXoR on Tue May 13, 2008 8:32 pm

wahahha natawa ako dun kai joeljeff

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Post by whitecube on Tue May 13, 2008 9:24 pm

ha!ha! eto korny rin

may tatlong magkakaibigan: Jose, Protacio, Rizal

sabi ng hari ng kaharian : naghahanap na ako ng mapapangasawa ng aking pinakamamahal na prinsesa Matambaka!!!!! kung sino man ng may gusto lumapit d2

(lapit naman ung tatlong ungas)

meron akong 2 challenge sa inyo

challenge 1:kumuwa kayo ng paborito nyong prutas sa gubat!!!!!!

Jose: mahal na hari nakakuwa na po ako ng paborito kong prutas(bayabas)

magaling ngayon ipapasok mo yan sa butas ng pwet mo pag tumawa ka o ngumite pupugutan ka ng ulo (eh napangite>>>> tthhuug!!! pugot ang ulo)

Protacio: mahal na hari eto na po ung manga ko ano po ba susunod na challenge?

hari: ipa2sok mo yan sa butas ng pwet mo bawal tumawa o kaya ngumite!!!

nung mangalahati na Tumawa aahhh hinde humalakhak si Protacio sabi ng hari

hari: bakit katumatawa?

Protacio: eh kasi po si Rizal nanunungkit ng langka nandon natanaw ko sa bundok

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