CSI: Investigating the cause of death

Now people, I'm going to post some cases that someone, something, somebody (whatever) died and it is for you now to guess what caused their death.

You can either post the answer or message me if you don't want to spoil out the answer.

CSI Case number 1:

There was a dead man lying on soil.
He's wearing a brief.
The only clue left was a stone beside him.
According to the investigation, the man died for an unkown reason.
The autopsy report's saying that he didn't die because of poison, heart attack, from any kind of disease, stroke, dehydration, hunger. There's even no wound, bruises or any signs that he's been hurt.

Now, the question is, "How the hell did this man die?"

drown??..,,, pwede ba un??..,, ksi i guess ang soil ay tumigas na kumunoy hmmm guess lang po ah aheheeh hnd ko lam eh...O^^O

there was a stone beside him...

drowning will be a good reason if there is a body of water near him pero siguro naman maiisip ng CSI na pagkalunod ang pagkamatay noong taong iyon.

and why in the world is there a stone beside him?

But anyway...

I think when it's his time...we have nothing to do about it...

Haha,, mali po... Malaki po kinalaman nung stone... Don't get frustrated pag nalaman niyo sagot ah... Warning lang,, hehe...

joke po to,, haha... try to think the wierdest answer you can think of... enjoy

OMG I so know the answer.. hahaha...

sasabihin ko ba?? )

binato sya ng bato...

Hmmm??..,, kung binato sya ng bato is magkakawound sya dba? well ang nakasaad dun sa taas eh walang nakitang wound pero ang sugat nmn naghihilom dba??..,, bka nga binato sya ng bato then he got bullied hinubaran sya kaya naka brief nalng..,, so after it the wound healed and no evidence dba??..,, hmmm ewan hahah

hahaha may isa pa akong theory pinalabas xa ng asawa nia dahil nag away sila e kakatapos lahn nia maligo kaya nakabrief lahn xa... ginawa nian unan ung bato tas namatay siya sa lamig sa labas

di siya pdeng binato ng bato kasi nga no wound/bruises eh. mas lalo namang di siya pdeng natalisod. kasi magkaka bruises sya..

kung namatay siya sa lamig, makikita sa autopsy report un eh. haha...


gs2 ko na sabihin sagot. haha.. sshh muna

natapilok??

or nakalimutang huminga???

With the given evident and Blessing of intelligence from master L
Here are my theories

1.Gusto nyang maging isang superhero
2. Idol nya si superman kaya brief lang ang suot nya...
3. idol nya rin sa darna kaya may bato
4. pinagtatawanan sha ng mga tao
5.nagpakamatay sha sa sobrang hiya

Casa solve! Theory:Suicide......

hahahahahhahaa

ano ba ang tamang sagot???

mamayang 10pm lagay ko na sagot. hehehe. tulog muna ako.

cge kuya paolo ha titignan ko sagot...,,O^^O

@triskaidekaphobia may nasabi ka na super clue na sa sagot... You're almsot there... haha!!!

@paololzki kaw bahala pero sayang malapit na si triskaidekaphobia sa sagot.. hehe...

hehe.. malapit na 10.. di na ako papapigil

na choke dahil gusto nia lunukin ung bato???...

@laketahoe mali po ;p

@paololzki meron pa naman akong 2 eh... haha... Pero ito yung pinaka malufet,, haha...

nilunuk nya ung bato tapos di nakahinga.. tapos lumaglag sa bibignya kaya nasatapi ung bato

@yimzwik haha,, mali rin po... basta he never intended to swallow the stone...

ung bato ung buhay nya................. anu pinatay nya ung bato kaya sya namatay

@yimzwik mali ulit... hehe... wag niyo ko sisihin pag sinabi na ni paololzki ung sagot ah?

anu nasa isang play lang sila anu pilikula lang CSI nga ehh wahahaha nag kukunwa kunwarian lang sya na patay tapos ang anu kunwari iimbistigahan sya tapos hindi malalaman ung pagkamatay

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