JOKES SHARING ^^

Isang araw sa loob ng isang ref may baka.Anong ginagwan g baka sa ref?

Edi frozen beef!!
hahah korny ko !!
wahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!1

ito share ko... sana may matawa...

Isang nakakadiring storya...





TINGA AT KULANGOT...


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THE END.... hihi...

eto akin...

warning...CORNY jokes on the lose!...

CORNY joke number one:

BRIDGE
Nagpunta si Juan sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister.
Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister.
"Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines ?"
"Yes," mabilis na sagot ni Juan saka biglang nag-isip ng maitatanong
din, "Ah... Is London Bridge falling down?"


CORNY joke number two:

Juan IN LIBR ARY
Juan in Library
"What time does the library open?" Juan on the
phone asked.
"Nine A.M. " came the reply. "And what's the idea
of calling me at home in the middle of the night
to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" Juan asked in a disappointed
voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said.
"Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"ha, who said I wanted to get in?" Juan sighed
sadly. "I want to get out!"


CORNY joke number three:

TESTING
As Pedro's Driver test drive it.
Driver to Pedro: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Pedro: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Pedro: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Pedro: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw.......


CORNY joke number four:


Logic Lang Iyan
One day, Erap sees Pres. Ramos reading a book on logic.
Erap : Fidel, mahirap yata iyang binabasa mong libro.
Ramos : Hindi, logic lang ito, madali lang.
Erap : Ano ba yang logic na yan, hindi ko yata alam yan.
Ramos : Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat.
Erap: Oo.
Ramos ; Eh di kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo pumupunta sa beach.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : At kung mahilig kang pumunta sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung mahilig ka sa mga seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit, >eh >>di >> > >lalakeng - lalaki ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Eh kung lalakeng - lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.
Erap : Oo.
Ramos : Kita mo na, ganyan lang ang logic!
Erap : Okey pala yang logic na yan, ah!
The following day, Erap sees Maceda in the Senate. . .
Erap : Pare,Maceda, susubukan ko lang itong tinuro sa aking logic ni Ramos.
Maceda : Sige nga!
Erap : May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Maceda : Wala.
Erap : Bakla ka pala !

CORNY joke number five:

INFORMATION
Pepe: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Pepe: Thank you! (klik).


CORNY joke nuber six:

ALLEGATIONS
In a cabinet meeting Juan (galit na galit) :
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE.

An American, a Hispanic and an Italian are on a plane about to crash. They need to unload, so the Italian takes all the pizzas, throws them out of the plane, and says, "We have too many of these in our country." The Hispanic takes all the burritos, throws them out of the plane, and says, "We have too many of these in our country." The AMerican takes the Hispanic, throws him out of the plane, and says, "We have too many of these in our country."

eto skn!

Erap: Sumuko na kayo!


Abu sayaf: Di kami susuko hanggat di mo na iipsell ung CEASE FIRE!!!




Erap: T*ngina nyo tuloy ang gera!!!

Isa pa nga..


Merong isang magic mirror pag nagsinungaling ka sa harap nung magic mirror mamatay ka


FVR: I think i dont smoke?

Patay si FVR

GMA: I think i not involve in ZTE scandal?

Patay si GMA



ERAP: I think?

Agad namatay si Erap..

pulis : sino nakakita sa aksidente ?

vendor : ako sir! ako .

pulis : buti naman at may witness , kita mo ba yung plate no.?

vendor : aba oho . * nag mamayabang . nag sisimula ho sa 4 !

pulis : ano kasunod ?

vendor : registration. XD

Isa pa ulit!

Jinggoy: Dad paki check naman ung ilaw ng sasakyan ko kung gumagana lahat

Erap: o sige anak..

Jinggoy:Parklight muna dad.. (binuksan ang parklight)

Erap: gumagana anak..

Jinggoy: headlight naman dad.. (binuksan ang headlight)

Erap: gumagana din anak..

Jinggoy: signal light naman dad (binuksan ang signal light)



Erap: meron anak gumagana.. ay hinde pla.. ay gumagana.. ay hinde ulit.. ay gumagana na.. ay hinde ulit.. ay gumagana. ay hinde.. ay gumagana.. ay hinde..

Sinong Speed Cuber ang ginawan ng kanta ni Soulja Boy?

Yu!!!!.........

weh corny...nakakatae

eto kakatawa...

(Sa Tindahan)

bata: Tao po!. may load ba kayu??

babae: meron po

bata: Pede pa txt?? )

wawaahehehe..

eto erap joke

Isang araw may dinaluhang conference si erap...

ang mga kasama sa conference ay: representarive ng America, representative ng russia at si erap.

sabi ng rep. ng russia, "we are the first one to go to the outer space"

sabi naman ng rep. ng america, "we are the first one to go to the moon"

sabi naman ni erap, "we are going to be the first one to go to the sun"

sabi ng dalawang rep. "how! that's impossible"

sabi ni erap, "we will go there at night"...

hehehehhehheheehehhehehe[/u]

nkakatuwa nmn,ung mga inakala kong laging seryoso at nkakatakot,my kinikimkim na jowk..wahahaha..


ako my tatlo kong jowk..


JOKE JOKE JOKE!...


nyeh.basura.wahaha..


nttwa ko sa mga unang line ng jowk nyo..


"eto korny.."

"e2 mas korny.."

hehehe..ang kulit..

post p kayo..n_n

Hindi naman masyadong CORNY to.

Sino ang daddy corn? Eh di si Kingcorn

Sino ang mommy corn? Eh di si MAis

Eh sino naman ang baby corn? CORNIK!

CORNY NOH?

prang boy bawang family ah,


ngumpisa sa boy bawang,tas ng karon ng super bawang,tapos lolo bawang..nklimtan ko ung iba eh,kinokolekta ko dati un..ahahahaha..

e ung mga gantong joke kaya?

anu ang prutas na nananakot?














edi,, BA NA NA NA..(ung tonong panghorror)

awtz

a guy went home and saw his gf in sexy lingerie ..


gf : itali mo ako at gawin mo ang lahat ng gusto mo .


tinali ng guy yung gf nya tapos






TINIRA SI YAYA ! XD

isinoli ni ruben ang libro sa library .


ruben : sobrang dami ng characters , wala namang storya .


librarian : kayo pala ang kumuha ng telephone directory namin .

chinese man on his dying bed .


aki asawa anjan ba ?
oo

aki panganay anjan ba ?
oo

aki bunso anjan ba ?
oo



p*ta ina nyo .
dito kayo laat.
wala tao tindahan . XD

titser : clas , wat r d different colors of banana ?

student : mam ! mam ! BROWN po !

titser : tarantado ! may brown bang saging ?

student : tarantado ka rin ! BANANA CUE , bobo ! bobo ka maam bobo ! XD

isang araw matagal na nakatingin si piglet kay pooh .


pooh : bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sakin ?


piglet : ang taba mo gago . ikaw dapat si piglet ee . XD

sorry . ganado lang . XD

Panahon ng reelection ni GMA...

Medical conference ng Philippines, Russia, Singapore and USA...

USA: In our country, our medicine is so advanced, a person can donate a kidney and be looking for a job in 6 weeks.
Singapore: That's nothing. In our country, you can donate a lung and be looking for a job in 4 weeks.
Russia: That's nothing. In our country, you can donate half a heart and be back looking for a job in 2 weeks.
Philippines: That's nothing. 6 years ago, we took a man with no brains, made him president, and now we're going to do it again!

ito sana matawa kyo.. hmp!!!

apo 1:ui naalala ko ung lolo ko...

apo 2/3: oh anu nmn ang naalala mu sa lolo mo?

apo 1:ee kxe ung lolo ko.. grabe kung mag ahit... biruin nyu sa isang linggo... 3 beses xang nagaahit!!!...

apo 2: ay oo nga grabe... pero wala yan sa lolo ko... kxe ung lolo ko kpag nag ahit un... 5 beses sa isang linggo...!!!

apo 1: talaga!! grabe pla mga lolo ntin... ^^

apo 3: ehem! pde bgn mkisali sa usapan nyu?

apo 1/2:xmpre nmn!...

apo 3: kxe yang mga lolo nyu ee wlang cnabi sa lolo ko...

apo 1/2: bkit nmn?

apo 3: kxe ung lolo ko 2 beses mag ahit... ....

apo 1/2: ung amin nga 3 ska 5 beses ee ung syo 2 lng.,...!!! panu nmn ntalo ng lolo mu ung lolo nmin?

apo 3: tpos n b ako?


















ung lolo ko! 2 beses mag ahit sa isang oras!!!!


apo 1/2: ai wala n to lokohan na 2!!! anu b ung lolo mo? unggoy?

apo 3:ndi!!

apo 1/2: ee anu?
















apo 3:BARBERO!!!!




sana ntawa kyong lhat!!! heheheh