Re: JOKES SHARING ^^

by aheroatheart Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:04 pm

Attorney: Kelan ang birthday mo, Mr. President?

Erap: April 19.

Attorney: Anong taon?

Erap: Taon-taon, tanga! Attorney ka ba talaga? xD

by luxyz Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:42 am

Customer : waiter! paorder nga ng pizza, ung ham and cheese!

Waiter: uhmm, sir, would you like me to slice your pizza into 4 or 8?

Customer : ahm 4 nlang baka d ko maubos pag 8..

by rodel_0521 Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:27 am

pakornihan ba ang labanan..

aNo ang fAvorite eXercise ng isang sPeedcUBer?

E di aeRUBIKS... wehehehe...

by rubikrubik Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:49 am

How do ghosts stay in shape?

EXORCISE...ang corny...

by lenin Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:11 pm

May parrot ang isang lalaki...
LALAKI:hoy parrot! can you speak ha, can you speak? BOBO!

PARROT:....I CAN! you, can you fly ha, can you fly? GAGO!

by jusay_mitch29 Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:55 pm

isan araw sinabi ng teacher sa mga estudyante nya...

teacher: student i am going to prove to you that god does Not exist!

1. did you or have you in any case saw god in person

students:no

teahcer:2. have you ever in any situation touched god?

students:no

teacher:3. have you smelled god?

students:no

teacher:therefore ther is no god

and then one student raised his hand, stands up and speaks...

boy:did you or have you in any case saw our teachers brain in person?

students:no

boy:have you ever in any situation touched his brain?

students:no

boy:have you smelled his brain?

students:no

boy:i am sad to say this my ellow students but unfortunately our teacher doesn have a brain....

ANG CORNY KO! :p

by jusay_mitch29 Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:58 pm

may isang contest ng padirian...

chinese-dinuraan ang pader...

japanese-nangulangot at ipinahid sa pader...

american-siningahan ang pader....

mexican-sinukahan ang pader...

russian-inihian ang pader

german-tinaihan ang pader...

pilipino-nagdasal....

bumwelo...

at....

dinilaan ang pader Razz

by jusay_mitch29 Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:01 pm

may isang competition paramihan nh kayang i-ihi

umihi ung mexicano tas napuno ung isang boteng maliit...

crowd:BOO!

american:nakapuno ng isang galon

crowd:palakpakan

japanges:3 galon!

Crowd:hiyawan!

pilipino:...

at walang nagpalakpakan dahil nalunod sila lahat...

by jusay_mitch29 Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:03 pm

may isang competition paramihan ng anak sa pinakamalaking stadium sa buong mundo...

american:i have 10 sons and 10 daughters...

palakpakan and audience...

russian:russia is better than stupid america! i have 50 sons and 50 daughters....

palakpakang ang audience

makalipas ang limang minuto pumasok ang isang matandang puble na galing pilipinas...

audience:DADI! DADI! DADI! DADI!

by jusay_mitch29 Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:08 pm

nag labang si erap at gma sa patalinuhan...

sabi ni gma bibigyan nia si erap ng 10,000 tuwing hindi nia masasagot ang tanong ni erap... at bibigyan ni erap ng 10 si gma pag ndi nasagot ni erap ang tanong ni gma...

makalipas ang limang oras may 5,110 na si gma at sabi nia o sige pagbibigyan kita erap dahil wala kang nasagot sa mga tanong ko... ikaw naman ang magtanong ngaun...

erap: o sige! eto tanung ko anu buong pangalan ko...?

natahimik si gma at nagbigay ng 10,000

pagkatapos ng paligsahan tinanong ni gma si erap kung ano nga ba buon pangalan nia...

gma:anu nga ba buong pangalan mo?

erap:*-natahimik- at naglabas ng 10 at binigay kay gma*

by trane2122 Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:44 pm

courtesy of boy bastos.

warning.. corny talaga toh.

isang araw kumakain ng Mani c BoyBastos at nakita nya si Girly-lande.

BB: ui girly-lande, gusto mo na mani??

GL:mani?? nko.. ayoko ng mani.. tinitigyawat ako sa mani ee.

BB: whoa!? di nga?? ako sa mukha ee.

HAHA.. korne

by jusay_mitch29 Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:49 pm

hahah lufet nun ah

by TIPcuber Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:51 pm

COMMENT: NAPANCN KO LNG HA LUPET NI PAPPLAZY HIHIHI

by TIPcuber Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:57 pm

PAPPLAZY JOKE LNG UN HIHI PEACE MEN!!

by **jerjero** Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:05 am

eto sana may matawa

ang ating mga favorite presidents....
GMA, Ramos, and erap aer on a tour... nasa plane sila then suddenly mgccrash ung plasne but they managed to get a parachute..

pero napadpad sila sa isang mountain na puro terrorists..

tpos may nakita ung tatlo na sako edi sinako nila sarili nila.. una cnipa nung mga terorista ung sako n nandun si FVR bglang sabi ni FVR meeeoooowww!!

terorista:ah pusa lng pla..

c GMA nman

GMA: arrrff arrff!!

terorista: aso lng pla eh...

c ERAP nman cnipa.. nakasampung sipa na wala parin reaction dunsa sako biglang sumigaw si erap PATATAS!!!!!...

hope u get it..

by **jerjero** Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:07 am

and another!!!

kriminal 1: pare cgurado k ba dito dadaan ung papatayin natin?

kriminal 2: uu nga pare cgurado ako, kanina ko p nga rin hnhntay eh, sana walang masamang ngyari sa kanya..

watupipipi!!! concerned pa xa!!

by justinursua Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 am

Telecom History
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Japanese scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

In the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: " US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Japanese".

One week later, a Filipino newspaper reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 metres, Filipino scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology ".

Iba ang PINOY!!!!!

by justinursua Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 am

bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!

by justinursua Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 am

ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to. Tsk, tsk...
FPJ: Anong title?
ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"

by justinursua Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:31 am

Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?

by jusay_mitch29 Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:22 pm

isang araw lumabas si erap sa isang store... galit na galit... $%#%@#$% inang store yahn! penshoppe wala namang ballpen

by jaysonwiz Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:08 am

dalwang bungi nag aasaran!

Bungi 1: Bungi2 ganda ng ngipin mo ah parang exam
Bungi 2: bakit?
Bungi 1: one seat apart
Bungi 2: sau din, nasa exam na nga eh....Fill in the Blanks

by jaysonwiz Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:09 am

ito

Pilitin mo man itong alisin sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik pa din toh?

ano?

edi

LIBAG

hehe korny noh

by oretniprac Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:20 pm

e2 ewan ko lng

Q: ano lasa ng dilis?

A: edi....

Dilisyus

wehehe

by lenin Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:36 pm

natawa ako dun ah dilisyus....

ako nmn

umuwi s bhay si elsa na umiiyak

elsa:waaaaaAAA!!!huhuHUHUH!
nanay:o elsa! bakit ka umiiyak?
elsa:kasi po nay sabi po ng kaklase ko sobrang lake daw ng bunganga ko parang balon
nanay:wag ka ngang maniniwala sa mga walang kwentang taong yan.basta ang alam ko iisa lang ang pinakamagandang babae sa mundo at ikaw yun.....
elsa:talaga po nay?
nanay:oo, kaya tahan na, eto na ang sandok kain ka na....

KORNY!!!!!

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